Disinformation Board Confirms Rachel Levine Is A Woman
Disinformation Board Confirms Rachel Levine Is A Woman BabylonBee.com 56.9k Shares WASHINGTON, D.C.—The official DHS Disinformation Governance Board, more popularly known as the Ministry of Truth, confirmed today their latest disinformation findings: Rachel Levine is a woman. The declaration occurred at a press conference held this morning at the Ministry's gigantic, pyramid-shaped, 1000-foot-tall building that towers over Washington. "There's a lot of disinformation going around out there, with people pointing out Rachel Levine's low voice register, prominent Adam's apple, and propensity to not ask for help at Home Depot," said Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas standing at a towering lectern in front of a banner reading "War Is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Rachel Levine Is A Woman." "These are all hallmarks of classic Russian disinformation campaigns designed to destabilize our society and help Putin beat us." Other pieces of