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The Great Canadian Darkness

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  The Great Canadian Darkness Average Day in Canada FORTISSAX You can feel it, don’t you? I know you feel it. If the title caught your eye, you know what this is aboat. You know what it's aboat because you can feel it, viscerally. You look around every single day while you're oat and aboat. You feel it commuting to work and back. You feel it when you go on a grocery run. You feel it going downtown. You feel it every time you have to call the CRA about why your account is locked. All you want to do is file your taxes this year, but the web developers who made the site have friends in parliament and they outsourced the federal contract to a company overseas while pocketing the rest of the departmental budget. Someone answers the phone. Shouting, they ask you for your name and birth date. You tell them your birthday is August 20th. Sukhdeep, "John," insists that your birthday is August 2nd, and to prove your identity, you need to send physical copies of your identificati