The Post-Partisan Emporium

  The White Women Conspiracy The inspiration of the world Donald Jeffries I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; White women are the crown jewel of human civilization. God’s most spectacular creation. How many men have lived and died in the hope of attaining their affection? This is a critique, but also a genuine love letter. You turn our heads. You make us do heroic, dangerous, and foolish things. Little White boys all like to show off in front of little White girls. I don’t know, I suppose with the “diversification” of this country, maybe little White boys now show off to little girls of color, too. Maybe they even show off to the “transitioned” they/thems as well. But speaking traditionally, it was the pretty White female who caused White males to spring to their defense. To proudly wear a “shiner” in their honor. True, few have thrown their coats over a puddle since the days of Sir Walter Raleigh, but that instinct still exists. Even if it’s been weakened considerably with...

Although I suspect that he may be too optimistic regarding DOGE and reducing the size of the federal government, I decided to post this piece for the comic relief.   The Shock Market Crash Oversaturation forecasts a Rainbow Bear. If the  Dr. Frankenfurters and DEIgors  of the NSA were allowed to reply to DOGE’s request — “list 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week” — I think an honest response would have been as follows: Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. The more likely response would’ve involved various forms of papershuffling busywork, much of which was automated into obsolescence long ago. But none of that constitutes their real jobs. That’s not what we’re being forced — at gunpoint, mind you — to pay them for. Technically speaking, we’re not even allowed to know what it is we pay them for. Imagine if 20% of your own employees fit that description. Or I gues...