The Shock Market Crash
Although I suspect that he may be too optimistic regarding DOGE and reducing the size of the federal government, I decided to post this piece for the comic relief. The Shock Market Crash Oversaturation forecasts a Rainbow Bear. If the Dr. Frankenfurters and DEIgors of the NSA were allowed to reply to DOGE’s request — “list 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week” — I think an honest response would have been as follows: Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. Hacked the Overton Window. The more likely response would’ve involved various forms of papershuffling busywork, much of which was automated into obsolescence long ago. But none of that constitutes their real jobs. That’s not what we’re being forced — at gunpoint, mind you — to pay them for. Technically speaking, we’re not even allowed to know what it is we pay them for. Imagine if 20% of your own employees fit that description. Or I gues...