Nature is Calling
Nature is Calling Jailbreaking from the Matrix Collapse Kalihi Valley Druid "I can see the mountains I can see the skies with 3 more minutes to go And it’s to dern pretty for a man that don’t want to die 2 more minutes to go" -Johnny Cash, 25 Minutes To Go Yesterday I had to run some errands in town and finally got the energy to do so. It wasn't particularly difficult except for trying to find a small business using my phone gps. For some reason the device kept freezing up, sending me to the wrong address, and literally had me driving around in circles until I gave up and called the place to get directions. What I found most suspicious was that even power cycling the device didn't seem to have any effect. All my apps were running super slow or crashing, and the navigation voice kept alternating from the saccharine melody of a modern female AI back to the stunted robo-speech of ten years ago. On a whim I tried covering up the cameras and instantly everything was func