The Ministry of Learning Offers Training on How to Be a Groomer
The Ministry of Learning Offers Training on How to Be a Groomer OUTER PARTY DISSIDENT The NEA (National Education Association) is the collective union of public school teachers in the United States, with more 3 million members and, thus, represents almost 2.5% of the total US workforce in an age when unions are at their nadir. Its power and influence derive primarily from that fact, as it negotiates the salaries for the workers of an industry that costs US taxpayers around 764 billion dollars annually. Depending on the state, around 75-85% of its education budget will go towards salaries for teachers and staff . Fitting its role as the Ministry of Learning, it has published a news bulletin expressing its dismay that the proles are complaining about its predation on said proles’ children : The seaside village of Stonington is tucked into the southeast corner of Connecticut and is best known for setting the scene of the 1988 film Mystic Pizza. The town’s...