The Devouring Mother of the Digital Longhouse
The Devouring Mother of the Digital Longhouse Or, Honey, I Broke the Kids John Carter “ But boys will be boys,” he protested. “ No,” smiled Big Mother, “They won’t.” Simon Stålenhag In yet another example of science demonstrating what we already knew to be true, a recent data release from the CDC has confirmed that kids these days are extremely lame . The CDC has been tracking the sexual and recreational behaviour of teenagers for over a decade now, along with mental health data. Teens aren’t having sex, they aren’t drinking alcohol, they’re gayer than ever, they’re more depressed than ever, and the girls are making suicide plans at an unprecedented rate. If you want to see the data, the white supremacist race scientist Steve Sailer, who is surely motivated only by anger and hate, has collected the pertinent graphs over on his blog at Unz. As Sailer notes, the survey data is based on self-reported behaviour, and people are infamous liars when it comes to their sexual a...