Italexit Prontissimo
Italexit Prontissimo "There's a war outside raging, you say it isn't ours anymore to win. No retreat, baby, no surrender!" Good Citizen Every single human being, each one of us has a unique genetic code that is unrepeatable. And that is sacred. We will defend it. We will defend God, country, and family. — Giorgia Meloni (Newly elected Prime Minister of Italy) If you should know anything about Italy, know this: never get in the way of Italian pensioners and a 1989 Hitachi Television showing “Calcio”. That’s Italian for football, which is British for “Soccer” which used to be Americano for “Queer”, but not anymore. The beautiful game is finally getting some love stateside with packed stadiums for its noble attempt at Football called MLS, which sounds like some kind of motor neuron disease. Half the players in the league are certainly suffering from something, the way they play. “Kerplop!” Hear that? That’s the sound of 150 die-hard MLS sportsball fans unsubscribing from