Tour de Farce

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Good Citizen

The great mystery continues at the Tour de France. The fittest men on the planet are dropping like flies.

Prole53 @Prole53

🇫🇷 TourDeFrance Victor Lafay, 26, retires. I find it hard to breathe.I lack oxygen,I have pain in all my legs,no strength. All the COVID tests are negative, it could be something else We are many in the group who have the same symptoms,💉💉💉

July 17th 2022

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Must be that dangerous global warming again.

Oof.

Jimmy🩸54 @Cawthorn12James

TOUR DE FRANCE VICTOR LAFAY Impossible to breath. Is it because of the heat? The heat, again, is fine. We are well supplied, we water ourselves, we have ice cubes. “We all have our lungs screwed up” there are many who have it. Tour de France: “Impossible to breathe” ... Victor Lafay explains his abandonmentAfter going to the end of himself in the Alps, the French rider from Cofidis abandoned his first Tour this Friday between Bourg d’Oinewsrnd.com

July 16th 2022

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Oof.

Victor Lafay is not alone.

“We’re negative but still have it, or it’s something else.”

What could it be?

“I see you haven’t received your fourth booster monsieur. What is zee problem?”

Source: The Good Citizen