Kill the Past and Make Yourself a God
Kill the Past and Make Yourself a God whoops, it didn't work Chris Bray No one has ever been brave or virtuous before. They tried , In Brave and Virtuous 1.0, but they couldn’t pull it off, because they only had pieces of paper. A few people now are the very first to ever succeed at being SO AMAZING, because of like TikTok and stuff, which makes other people very angry. Thus explaineth Rolling Stone , which presumably publishes stuff like this because they have an editorial drinking game around the office where the players have to try to top Sabrina Rubin Erdely. Actual headline, and don’t miss the is-this-from-Google-translate subhed: “History has shown us that those in power are obsessed with turning any form of accountability into a phenomenon that is intended to bring us into sudden doom.” Wouldn’t it be fascinating to know what that sentence is supposed to mean in English? It reads like Johnny Cash’s Cadillac , assembled from unmatched parts over the...