Polish Submarines
Polish Submarines Two pipes, only one smoked. Good Citizen A little-known fact about the Polish navy, the Poles designed the first submarine with screen doors that don’t stick. Suffice it to say, no other military was interested in the technology and the Polish navy and Polish politicians now rely solely on the U.S. to be their bruising doorman and full-time cooler. You know, just in case the local boys working for Brad Vladimirovich Wesley bring trouble to the Kielbasa roadhouse. Cooler: There are entirely too many troublemakers near Poland’s eastern borders. Seventy-year-old former KGB adolescents, vodka power drinkers, and trustees of nuclear chemistry. Poland : But we can’t handle one on one. Cooler : You don’t have to. Always underestimate your opponent. Poland : But what if Russia calls us Polacks? Cooler : Be nice. Poland : When are we gonna blow up the gas pipelines? Cooler : Yes. Poland has the best damn cooler in the region. If there’s one nation ...