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  Organoid Wetware's Ethical Dystopia When 'Cutting-Edge' Research Tools Turn Human Brain Tissue into a Technological Nightmare. Good Intentions Leading to Hell Imagine a  Brave New World , pun fully intended, a bright future where the boundaries between human consciousness and machine intelligence blur to the joy of people whose well-meaning but sometimes misguided intentions could lead us straight to hell. It is not yet known  Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?   but if you thought you’ve known horror, think of “WETWARE”— this slimy term cynically refers to the use of human brain tissue in computing, suggesting a future where human cognition is exploited for technological advancements, blurring ethical lines and raising fears of manipulation and loss of autonomy— and is being done with it. Newest example of this technology is FinalSpark's  Neuroplatform , described as “a cutting-edge research tool [that] uses human brain  organoids —miniature, lab-grown brains—to ex

And the Bird Flu just keeps on coming… Kit Knightly The bird flu narrative is constantly developing, so I figured it was time for an update. You know…to keep you all  abreast  of the chicken situation.  Ba dum tss ! Back in April the scare stories were about Bird Flu jumping from  birds to cattle and from cattle to people , and how – as a result – we should stop eating red meat. Things have moved on since then. May has been a busy month for bird flu watchers. Back on May 9th it was reported that  70 people in Colorado  were being “monitored” for the disease following “potential exposure”, but no details on the exact nature or method of exposure were ever released. Another poultry worker, this time in Michigan, became  the second official US case on May 21st . An Iowa egg farm is going to cull  over 4 million birds  after a single case was detected. Almost 100 million birds have been culled since the “outbreak” began in 2022. There are now fears that Bird Flu may have spread to the food

  Bird Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest LLELAND MAXWELL 2020 could be the “year one” of a new era. 2019 would become 1 BC (Before COVID): the year when a redacted pathogen leaked out of Fort Detrick, followed by a summertime outbreak of pneumonia shamelessly “associated” with vaporizers, which peaked during a September jamboree when Bill Gates loaded up on BionTech stock, the Federal Reserve launched emergency liquidity for banks, the CDC recalled its epidemiologist from Beijing, and House democrats launched a toothless impeachment against Donald Trump. What a gay and innocent time it was. Me and mine looked at our vape pens between coughing fits and wondered, is this shit really going to put us on ventilators and kill us? They were simpler days. Dude, you must have vaped too much Vitamin E Acetate. It definitely has nothing to do with the failure of USAMRIID’s new waste decontamination system. We at the CDC recommend that you stick to your gravity bong. Now it’s 2024, or 5 CE (COVID Era